Akpos dad invited their neighbor for dinner. At the dinner, Akpos was ordered to lead in prayer... AKPOS- But i dont know how to pray ... DAD- Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc AKPOS- "Dear Lord" (he started) "Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.   This coming Christmas, please santa to send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work..     AMEN Dinner was closed

AKPORS' wallet was stolen inside an over- crowded Lagos commercial bus. Furious and extremely agitated, AKPORS sprang up and shouted, “If my stolen wallet is not returned to me now, then what happened in 1973 when my wallet was stolen will happen again today”. Struck with fear, the passengers started pleading with one another to return the wallet in order to avert the impending doom and calamity. AKPORS shouted again at the top of his voice,” If my stolen wallet is not returned to me now, be sure to see the repeat of what happened in 1973 here in Lagos when someone stole my wallet in a bus”. The thief brought out the wallet and threw it at the man. When he got down at his bus stop, a passenger that saw and heard everything followed him and said, “AKPORS, thank God that we are safe. But what really happened in 1973 that day someone stole your wallet? What did you do?” AKPORS replied, “After searching for my lost wallet, I went home when I did not see it. What else would I ha...

Akpos and Gideon entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, Gideon steals 3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store Gideon says to Akpos: "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me,You cant beat that". Akpos replies: "You want to see something better, lets go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing." So they went to the counter and Akpos says to the Shop keeper: "Do you want to see magic?" Shop keeper replies: "Yes." Akpos says:  "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he eats it. He asks for the second, and he eats that as well. He asks for the third, and finishes that one too. The shop keeper asks: "But where's the magic?" Akpos replies: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them.